1. I may have a past and a ton in the rear view mirror to deal with or get over, but I am NOT high maintenance. Traveling, it becomes clear quickly who is temperature sensitive, food adverse, drink intolerant, moody, whiny, picky, bratty, rude and on opposite sleeping schedules. Before noon on day one, Eric would have wanted to punish them all and I bet, we would have gotten a room at another hotel.
2. I have no problem going off on my own and creating a perfectly wonderful time for myself. I also have no trouble talking to complete strangers and enjoying their conversations sometimes more than those of my own "friends". Hmmm.
3. None of my girlfriends have a clue how nontraditional my relationship with Eric is. What is more vanilla than vanilla? My girlfriends.
4. I will suck, swallow, lick, kiss, stroke, poke and cherish every inch of my husband. Some girls won't even entertain the basics. Each to her own but how boring to me!
5. Eric can have my body any which way he ever chooses and I'm happy as a lark because he chose me. Others, not so much. "Anal" is not a word ever spoken in some homes and an adult spanking?! Heavens no!!
6. I really get my feelings hurt when my best girlfriend confides in me how the other girls are driving her crazy and then when she thinks I am out of earshot, confides in them, I'm driving her crazy. That one smarts even more than the fake compliments they dished out all week before gossiping behind close doors about each other. Why do some girls act like that? Yuck!
7. Many husbands put weight on the shoulders of their wives. No matter how sad or bad things get with us, Eric consistently strives to take weight off of mine. Thank you, my love.
8. There is something wonderful about coming home to a hot bubble bath and a tiny almond joy your husband threw in the freezer months ago for you.
9. Vacationing can include many fantastic get-away moments but real life is something that we all come home to. I can't imagine going back to work and being in school again. Morning will come way too soon.
10. I need a spanking. Break out the paddle and reset this girl, honey.